Enjoy a new meal created especially for McDonald’s VIPs – your beloved pensioners.
Come on, kids, McDonald’s makes meal time. golden Toward the golden age!
Why should children have fun? Seniors should be happy too! McDonald’s is bringing back the joy of the Happy Meal, but this time with softer buns, prune juice drinks, and most importantly, A toy that won’t get lost under the sofa.
We’ve carefully selected a menu that’s perfect for our discerning customers.
🍔 “Back in My Day” Burger – A classic burger from the good old days, but with fewer pickles.
🍟 “Crispy but not too crispy” fries –OR– *new mashed potatoes – Because no one wants to risk a dental emergency at McDonald’s.
🥤 your prime drink – Choose from the options of lukewarm coffee, tea, or healthy prune juice (recommended by my doctor, but I’m not sure if I would have chosen a milkshake instead).
🍏 “Soft & Sweet” Apple Pie –OR– *new apple sauce – Because you deserve dessert. Because it better not be some flashy new-age nonsense.
What about toys? 🎁
Forget about action figures. Each Granny Meal comes with a fun surprise randomly selected from the official Granny Grab Bag.
- knee brace – NEh!
- Extra large calculator – NEh!
- Hard candy such as Werther Original
- Leader grass (land yard not included)
- Tamms for villains suffering from heartburn
- Monday-Friday pill dispenser
- Crocheted coasters made by the manager’s grandmother
- A mini pack of tissues because you never know when you’ll need them.
Bonus feature!
McDonald’s offers Grandma & Puppy Meal Customers Exclusive benefits including:
✔ 30 minute early bird special (Available from 3:30 to 4 p.m.).
✔ Dedicated senior seat – Booth with additional cushions and built-in heater.
✔ special slow line – There is no need to rush. I know you like chatting with the cashier about your knee surgery.
Early reviews have arrived!
“That’s fine, but the tea needs to be hotter and I don’t like too much salt in things these days.” – Doris M., 82 years old
“It’s okay. The tea can be hotter. I wish they would bring back McDLT.” – Earl J., 87
💛 McDonald’s Grandma’s Meals: Too Cool for the Kid’s Table! 🍔👵
Whether you’re a proud grandparent, retired and still passionate about cars, or just someone who appreciates good, solid food; No need to add kale smoothie, Grandma’s meals are here for you.
So dust off your fanny pack, grab your best cardigan, and roll into McDonald’s. Age is just a number…and lunch is always a good idea.
April Fools! Raise your hand if you think these grandma meal prizes are much better than toys. 🙋♀️ It’s a shame that this is one of those stupid parody posts to celebrate April Fool’s Day. Because if this was a legitimate offering from Mickey D’s, I think there would have been a line around the block.
Happy April Fools! 🎉 Don’t miss the hidden surprises Check out more April Fools’ fun!
Source: Hip2Save – hip2save.com
