The Las Culturestas Culture Awards returned this week in full spectacle. The awards show, hosted by Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang, originally featured a bit on their podcasts, but is now a full-scale televised event with no interest in over 100 categories and traditional definitions of “culture.”
“This isn’t about intelligence,” the duo joked in a press release. “It’s about what you feel right in your gut, and your gut says your gut deserves to win a heavy award from an Oscar winner and a real housewife.”
Decompose the biggest wins of the night, weird categories, and gay Twitter spiral moments.
Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang held the show with a lively and lively production of Lady Gaga’s “Abracadabra.”
Fashion was blood sports
After modeling overnight in various ensembles, Lisa Rinna left this year’s trophy because she “wears anything that she wears F.” Defeating the look of Demi Moore’s trench coat and Timote Chalamet’s Knicks, the real housewife has proven that the chaotic couture still has style.
Lesbians, Unity: Rap honors Grandma
Reneé Rapp has been awarded the Excellence Award for Lesbianism. Competing against icons like Miss Honey, Muna and Carabiners, Grandma won. Rapp read her “acceptance speech” and once again proved that lesbian excellence spans generations.
Goldblum’s chest, Giamatti paint, and other movie heights
Jeff Goldblum’s naked breasts with the most amazing influence in the film category Jurassic Park AI-generated nonsense and Paul Giamatti’s Smurf cosplay Big fat liar. Goldblum accepted the shirtless adjoint and teased the crowd with enough buttons to collectively burn Twitter.
Quinta Brunson’s Mirror Moment
Little Women, Eva Longoria Award Winner for Big Impact Quinta Brunson delivered one of the outstanding speeches of the night. “In every bathroom mirror I said I can’t see, I can see me now!” she screamed, bespinging a competition like Sabrina Carpenter. Boop! musical.
Important changes to Platt, Pepsi and pop culture
Benplatt’s orchestral cover for “Diet Pepsi” by Addison Rae was Fever Dream, part of the ballad. Yang called it their “monoculture moment” and honestly, it was delivered. The string swelled. The emotions were high. Addison Ray has never felt more dramatic than ever before.
The action is missing, but has not been forgotten
Yang and Rogers make fake excuses while showing a slideshow of celebrities skipped the show, as Yang and Rogers sing Aerosmith’s “I Don’t Want to Miss Things.” Michelle Obama was “too good”, Sarah Sherman was “missing”, and Troy Sivan filmed his absence from Mallorca.
Perhaps unavailable, Lucy Dacas appeared in the middle of the song to prove the point.
Gaga closes the show… a kind
This year’s coveted record went to Lady Gaga for her fictional smash hit “Abracadabra.” Mother Monster is absent, and Rogers and Yang are accepted on her behalf, fully aware that they will be on stage all night.
“Give Gaga these real awards now, you’re co-ill!” Rogers cried, tears, laughter, and the fall of the microphone to end the show.
Other highlights
- Allison Janney Kristen Wiig received the Life of the Culture Award for recreating the interpretive dance of Janney’s biggest hit.
- Andy Sambergwearing his most peers coded outfits, embracing the creatine award for straight men’s excellence.
- Remi Wolf We played “Soup” on Full Rainbow Cowboy Gram.
- Kenan Thompson It brought home the Titan of Culture and reminded him that he is basically the backbone of television comedy.
- Jamie Lee Curtis She supported her “fun, enthusiasm, personality” and awarded her the award for her name with a complete pom pom.
- Robin (spelled with “Y”)Batman Roar’s assistant Kat Riddler has won the Best Batman woman. She dedicated it to “every woman who typed it.”
Source: Gayety – gayety.com
