It’s Labor Day and you’re probably worried about your illness about your dear leader Fragile healthhis swollen ankles, zigzag walking, his wounded right hand, and his inconsistent speech.
Well, don’t worry, you don’t need to panic. vice president jd vance He declared he was ready to intervene.
In an interview with last week USA TODAYVance said, “I have been trained with many good grades over the last 200 days, and if there is a terrible tragedy that God has, I cannot think of better training than what I have gained over the last 200 days.”
Apparently, it only takes just over six months to prepare for the toughest jobs in the world. So, what exactly did JD do in 200 days? Let me think about it… I’m still thinking about it… Google… that didn’t help… I’m trying to be creative here… damn, draw a blank.
There’s nothing yet. Maybe I should thank him for not doing anything in these 200 days?
hang on! that’s it!
The truth is, unless you count on giving lessons of gratitude to world leaders and political enemies, he is not getting much attention.
Vance tried to take the president of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelenskyya man who has endured many years of invasions and wars, a man who has repeatedly thanked the United States, including speeches to Congress and the world. I’m more grateful For American aid.
As if Zelenskyy wasn’t enough. Then approached the house, Vance pulled out the same movement. Zoran MamdaniNew York City’s Democratic mayoral candidate born to a family from India in Uganda, told him He should be more grateful What the US did for him.
I said this before, who died and left JD Vance as a thank you companion? Vance’s unpleasant self-righteousness is only lost by his views on society and the oddity of his prominent incompetence.
Perhaps the only thing Vance herself might really appreciate is the cat. A woman without children He is very concerned about the company. The statement revealed his instincts for not only shaming and sexist but also for litting down people who didn’t fit properly into his (forever-changing) worldview.
Yes, if a “bad tragedy” happens, and if you ask me, it’s rather subjective, Vance will inherit not only Trump’s office, but all of the lawless and absurd missions that Trump does and doesn’t finish.
First, Vance is expected to continue Trump’s retaliation campaign against his perceived enemies, from civil servants to journalists. So who remains on this list? In 2016, there was once a bestseller author in 2016. Comparing Trump to Hitler. Now it’s a stabbing cut. Who can escape with it?
Somehow, the author slipped through the cracks of Trump’s revenge tour.
The author was Vance, who became president. It asks for a question, can you retaliate yourself? That would be a powerful challenge for Vance. What does he do for himself? Did the FBI attack the White House?
Vance also needs to find his way through Trump’s foreign policy maze. It’s a complete and total mess and I think anyone else can come in but a legitimate, very stable genius and fix everything Trump has broken.
First of all, it means that Vance avoids allies, sends dictators, fails in peace, launches wars, and randomly imposes tariffs. If Trump was a taco (Trump is always outside the chicken), Vance becomes veil (Amateur leadership in Vance’s sky).
Secretary of the Ministry of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. A White House friend will need a friend to help him with his MASA (Make America Sick) program. This means that they will start a pandemic and ban vaccines. Vance will be tasked with pushing the agenda to maintain public health erosion and undermine vaccines and science. And he expanded his own record of possibly attacking women, LGBTQ+Americans, Match yourself to the administration’s broader efforts to roll back equality.
Again, Vance is facing a quagmire. Vance was once poor He thought he could become gay, And such an attitude does not square with the Secretary of Defense Pete Hegzes The spirit of the “warrior” and the desire to drive the army away from everyone LGBTQ+People.
If Vance still has some gayness, is it legal for Hegses to force a commander to be forced to be discharged non-negatively? Wow, Vance is president, presents himself as a possible constitutional crisis. It’s not that we’re experiencing it now.
And then we go back to foreign policy as things could become even more rivets. India’s new tariffs left ties with the country that freezes our relationship with us. India Prime Minister Narendra Modi reportedly refuses to take it Trump’s call. That’s definitely not a good sign.
If you’re at the loggerhead with Modi and India, what happens when Vance takes the helm? Will he deport him? In-laws Who was born in India? Or ship them to enemy facilities in the state like Wannial Catraz? Maybe send a squad of ice agents to raid their homes?
But the absurdity doesn’t stop there. Taking over from Trump also means Vance will need to take several interior design classes to end Trump’s maximalism of turning an oval office into a gorgeous, excess gold spirit us.
And don’t forget Trump’s dream of adding a huge gold ballroom to the White House. Trump said he would pay it, so Vance is left in the bill. Maybe he’ll have to crank out Hillbilly Elegy II To cover some of the costs like chandeliers?
Finally, just for the purposes of this column, but certainly not everything Vance has to do. Hosting the Kennedy Center Honors? jd vance? My guess is that Vance will depend on me Dr. FailTo perform honors and honors means honors of the Donald Trump Center for Performing Arts. Because Vance certainly changes his name to continue his appearance with Maga in honor of his dictatorial leader.
And then there is the issue of power itself. The way Vance spoke about the “bad tragedy” was not solemn by promoting him to president. It was almost delightful.
The 200 days of waving your tail and carrying after playing cards are not a preparation to run the world. But here’s Vance, roaming like he attacked the president’s final after half a semester with something similar to Trump University.
No, there’s no need to worry about Trump’s health failing in the way Vance wants us to. What we need to worry about is how ready Vance thinks he is. There are two “bad tragedies”, and the second is President J.D. Vance.
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